April 2008
29 posts
Belle and Sebastian - “We Are the...
Me: I’m a little put off by how much information that woman gave the server. Why does the server need to know your life story?
Dad: Especially your desire to execute a bodily function.
“Who the hell cares about that? Are they trying to tap into the ever elusive...”
– Me earlier today after seeing a billboard for WE’s new Bulging Brides…
Buttplug
Andrew: Bring a butt plug just in case.
Me: Oh! I miss having an excuse to bring my butt plug with me everywhere ever since that S&M club closed!
Marina and the Diamonds - “We’ve Got...
While watching a "Shamwow" commercial..
Me: Hmm. Made in Germany. Don't fall for imitators?!
Dad: *chuckles*
Me: That concerns me. Who's falling for imitators?
Dad: Like Scamwow...
“Dad: Looks like she’s working the other room, too. Giving ‘em a...”
– Dad
The Hard Lessons - “I Like Your Hair...
Cloud Cult - “What Water Comes to...
Aimee Mann - “31 Today” Amazing new...
Charlton Heston + cold dead hands - gun = OMGFUNNYWTF! People annoy me. Find a new joke.
Watchvia Midwest Teen Sex Show
Blue-eyed Humans have a single, common ancestor →
via The Skeptics’ Guide This’ll really turn your brown eyes blue. Seriously.
Dietribes: Tea →
A very interesting collection of facts about tea. I am an avid tea drinker. It’s rare to find me drinking a cup of coffee — especially if there’s a chance I could be drinking tea. via Mental Floss
Good People Day 2008
Are you making your list? GPD08
Watchvia Gary Vaynerchuk: “I want to try to get the WHOLE INTERNET COmmunity behind this mission I have to make sure that tomorrow people write and talk abd blog and twitter and just flat out SING about people that are AWESOME and GOOD. It is time that we take control of the fact that WE are the media and pump out a day tomorrow that will make NOISE across this WORLD! Please take the time tonight...
The Bees - “High Society” What an...
