May 2008
35 posts
How and where not to do The Fishstick by lonelysandwich If you weren’t aware, The Fishstick is the new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation. The guys over at You Look Nice Today are pretty funny. Take a listen if you get a chance.
Argument to Beethoven’s Fifth This is from the old Caesar’s Hour. I’m a big fan of old television and game show programs.
Acting with James Franco, Episode 3 Haha. I’ve enjoyed Franco’s work since Freaks and Geeks. This had me in stitches. I’m really starting to enjoy Funny or Die and SuperDeluxe.
Indie boys are neurotic.
Makes my eyes bleed.
Tight black pants, exotic.
Some...
– The Moldy Peaches - “Lucky Number Nine”
Proper Labeling
Dad: What's with the food in the freezer?
Me: Is it spoiled? It shouldn't be. I went shopping last weekend.
Dad: No, I mean what are "Chicken Boobs?"
Me: Chicken breasts...
Dad: And "Pig Karate?"
Me: Pork chops...
Dad: And "Cow Hip" and "Stripped Fish?"
Me: Flank steak and Salmon fillets. Seriously Dad, if you don't like it then you shouldn't have me label the food in the freezer.
Marriage is a Wondrous Thing...
Andrew: It's almost like we're married.
Me: That's very true. We even sleep in separate beds.
Andrew: Yeah, and I've started resenting you.
Me: And I've started poisoning your food!
Andrew: Damn. You win. I hate that.
Me: Yea, my slow emasculation of you has worked pretty well.
Andrew: The last of my man bits fell off in the shower this morning.