September 2009
66 posts
“She had a pretty gift for quotation, which was a serviceable substitute for wit.”
– W. Somerset Maugham (The Creative Impulse)
August 2009
65 posts
6 tags
On The Straight And Narrow (Minded) | Not Always...
thedmoshow:
xp1r:
generallyspeaking:
think4yourself:
Bar | Hertfordshire, England
(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)
Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”
Me: “That’s nice.”
Male customer: “So can I have your number?”
Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”
Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”
Me: “Well, not...
reblogg if you like girls
thedmoshow:
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The internet is full of nerdy guys trying to seem...
Other than good coffee, what are your coffee shop...
“Indeed, one of the most underappreciated effects of mp3s is their ostensible...”
– -The Social History of the MP3 by Eric Harvey at Pitchfork.
Not a fan of Pitchfork, but I really do like this quote. I agree whole-heartedly.
whatson:
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Dolly Parton - 9...
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose...”
– Roald Dahl, The Twits
I Know This Might Be Uncool, But I'm Just Telling...
I wouldn’t touch your dick if I’d been poisoned and the only antidote was in your sperm.
WatchJeff Altman’s grandfather visited Disney Land in 1956 — a year after the park opened — and brought along his Bell & Howell Filmo and some 16mm Kodachrome film stock, resulting in what John Frost of The Disney Blog calls “one the best videos of early Disneyland I’ve seen.”
Bonus: Look out for footage of Altman’s grandmother shaking hands with Walt Disney.
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“I’m pretty sure all that sand in your vagina would break the condom...”
– Me
"Guy That Stole My Wallet Last Night"
me: hard-dancing birthday girl, 5’6”, loaded (as in drunk, not rich— but I don’t have to tell you that!), who made the mistake of leaving my purse on a table next to my friend to take a shot.
you: man, this part is hard— I didn’t really get a good look at you. can’t say I even saw you at all— which is too fucking bad because I would love to punch...
Why is it douchey to have a twitter? I've had mine...
Ah, the life of a hipster. You gotta do everything ironically, fewl!
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This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Family Guy’s Emmy campaign video pokes fun at The Office, pays homage to the classic “where’s my money” Stewie-Brian exchange from episode #4ACX25, “Patriot Games.”
According to THR’s Live Feed, this is the first of six campaign videos, with each one mocking a different TV show competing against Family Guy for the coveted award.
On the Origin of His Species...
Samuel Wilberforce: Is it through your grandfather or your grandmother that you claim descent from a monkey?
Thomas Huxley: If then the question is put to me whether I would rather have a miserable ape for a grandfather or a man highly endowed by nature and possessed of great means of influence and yet employs these faculties and that influence for the mere purpose of introducing ridicule into a grave scientific discussion, I unhesitatingly affirm my preference for the ape.
As Studios Cut Budgets, Indie Filmmakers Go... →
walpaper:
jayparkinsonmd says, ” And the internet removes another 20th Century middleman. I won’t cry over these kinds of lost jobs.”