February 25th, 2010
Anonymous asked: What size is your bra?
Are your boobs as glorious as I imagine them?
My bra size is 32DD.
On the eighth day, God made Mattie’s boobs and they were DAMN good.
Figures this would be the first question I get asked today.
» Ask me anything.
Go ahead and ask me. You can even ask me douchey questions anonymously!
So go for it!
Why this video clip of a Judge Judy episode even remotely interested me:
- The plaintiff, Kate Levitt, is a musician in the experimental band Teeth Mountain.
- The defendant, Jonathan Coward, is a musician in the band SHAMS.
- Judge Judy is a bitch.
- This has to be staged, right?
- Oh my gosh, the exit interviews are perfectly edited!
February 23rd, 2010
February 22nd, 2010
Parkour!

