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February 25th, 2010

Anonymous asked: What size is your bra?

Are your boobs as glorious as I imagine them?

My bra size is 32DD.

On the eighth day, God made Mattie’s boobs and they were DAMN good.

Figures this would be the first question I get asked today.


» Ask me anything.

Go ahead and ask me.  You can even ask me douchey questions anonymously!

So go for it!


Why this video clip of a Judge Judy episode even remotely interested me:

  1. The plaintiff, Kate Levitt, is a musician in the experimental band Teeth Mountain.
  2. The defendant, Jonathan Coward, is a musician in the band SHAMS.
  3. Judge Judy is a bitch.
  4. This has to be staged, right?
  5. Oh my gosh, the exit interviews are perfectly edited!


February 23rd, 2010

February 22nd, 2010

Parkour!

Parkour!


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