Matsie For the Win!

SCORPIO: You can’t wheedle your way into people’s good graces. If you think you’ve got to connive or conspire to get this to happen, you don’t know who you’re dealing with. Most people are happier about it when we play it straight, and this particular individual is no exception. Your efforts to please are appreciated but you’d get a lot more mileage out of this if you could figure out what it is you’re really here for. If it’s just for the party, you won’t last long. Don’t expect anyone to be impressed by anything less than the sincerity of your wish to be part of this.

Weekly Horoscope by Real Detroit Weekly.

I don’t really read horoscopes because they end up being accurate.  In fact, I generally read them after they’ve expired to see how they compare to what actually happened that week (they don’t).  Horoscopes are just fun to read for me, I suppose.  Real Detroit Weekly is probably my favorite horoscope to peruse.