I'm Mattie. I make cameos in people's lives. Right now, I'm on hiatus.
AIM: mattiekenny
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Andrew:: It's almost like we're married.
Me:: That's very true. We even sleep in separate beds.
Andrew:: Yeah, and I've started resenting you.
Me:: And I've started poisoning your food!
Andrew:: Damn. You win. I hate that.
Me:: Yea, my slow emasculation of you has worked pretty well.
Andrew:: The last of my man bits fell off in the shower this morning.
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