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Noise vs. Signal
Proper Labeling
Dad:: What's with the food in the freezer?
Me:: Is it spoiled? It shouldn't be. I went shopping last weekend.
Dad:: No, I mean what are "Chicken Boobs?"
Me:: Chicken breasts...
Dad:: And "Pig Karate?"
Me:: Pork chops...
Dad:: And "Cow Hip" and "Stripped Fish?"
Me:: Flank steak and Salmon fillets. Seriously Dad, if you don't like it then you shouldn't have me label the food in the freezer.
