Matsie For the Win!

“If you’re not a dude that gives a girl flowers but your girl really likes flowers, hey, step outside your comfort zone and visit the floral shop, you a-hole. If your girl really isn’t into flowers, I don’t know, pick her up a 3 Musketeers when you’re at the liquor store. Whatever she may like. Girls like to know they’re being thought of, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Of course nobody’s thinking about their girl that much but at least let her know that you do think of her when she’s not around. Also, in my opinion, girls who are post-gifts are rude-ass liars trying to live according to some moral compass they think is somehow above the sorority girl. If that’s the case, fuck that bitch. Everyone likes presents.”