Matsie For the Win!

The city’s mayor today signed a proclamation that for the rest of the month, Topeka will be known as “Google, Kansas.” Yes, you’re reading that correctly — Topeka is now “Google.”

Now, to be clear, this isn’t a legal name change. Lawyers advised the mayor and the city council that they wouldn’t be able to change the name for just the month and then change it back (no word on if they also advised them that it would be well, stupid) — so instead their going with this proclamation asking people to simply call the city “Google.”

If I changed my name to Google Gal can I get job as a spokesperson for the company?  I can pull off adorable and I have big boobs.  I’m pretty sure that’s mostly how women get hired for things, right?  Have a big rack and be a corporate whore. Does Topeka have a big rack, too?