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I'm Mattie. I make cameos in people's lives. Right now, I'm on hiatus.
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“For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss—a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.”
This year’s winner of the Bulwer-Lytton awards for bad literature. What a beautifully dreadful opening sentence. If only we all could be the thirstiest of gerbils!
